【hp】(Mostly) Hewlett-Packard Calculators
HHC 2004 programming contest analysis
Local (Corvallis) User's Group
Jake Schwartz has an excellent and
up to date set of links
to HP and related calculator pages.
HPCC, the Handheld and Portable Computer Club in the UK.
Eric Smith's HP Calculator Page
The Museum of HP Calculators, which has pictures of all the HP calcs.
Hewlett-Packard's very own (HP 48)
calculator page
Jeff Thieleke's HP Calculator Page, which includes The HP Art Gallery and the HP48FAQ.
An interesting calculator with a mechanical self-opening lid.
A marmoset whose wooden flanks clatter noisily in a medium gale.
random plots
Intuition from Practical Computing
- General-purpose computers and general-purposes programming languages can be built.
- Different programs for doing all sorts of different things can be set up.
- Any given program can be implemented in many ways.
- Programs can behave in complicated and seemingly random ways—particularly when they are not working properly.
- Debugging a program can be difficult.
- It is often difficult to foresee what a program can do by reading its code.
- The lower the level of representation of the code for a program the more computationally expensive.
- It is possible for people to create large programs—at least in pieces.
- It is almost always possible to optimize a program more, but the optimized version may be more difficult to understand.
- Shorter programs are sometimes more efficient, but optimizations often require many cases to be treated separately, making programs longer.
- If programs are patched too much, the typically stop working at all.
—Stephen Wolfram, A New Kind of Science, p 872.
A couple of articles I wrote about handheld computers (PDAs)
The future of handheld computing (1991)
That Would Be Cool! (1995)
Random entries from The Computer Contradictionary by Stan
Kelly-Bootle 1995 [0-262-61112-0]":
aibohphobia: The fear of palindromes.
ailihphilia: The love of palindromes.
ambiguity: That which resists disambiguation.
computer science:
- A study akin to numerology and astrology, but
lacking the precision of the former and the success of the
latter.
- The protracted value analysis of algorithms.
- The costly enumeration of the obvious.
- The boring art of coping with a large number of trivialities.
- Tautology harnessed in the service of Man at the speed of light.
- The Post-Turing decline in formal systems theory. Science is to
computer science as hydrodynamics is to plumbing (Prof. M.
Thump).
diagnostic: A person who doubts the existence of two gods.
heuristics:
- The art of looking busy when seated at a terminal.
- An upmarket problem-solving methodology still seeking a worthy
class of problems.
- A formal approach to idle speculation.
hirsute: Humorously endowed with a pleonasm of plethoric profundity,
i.e., hair.
implementation: The fruitless struggle by the talented and underpaid
to
fulfill promises made by the rich and ignorant.
sufficiently large: As in 2 + 2 = 5, for sufficiently large values
of
2.
sillygisms:
Nothing is better than sex
Sushi is better than nothing
Therefore, sushi is better than sex
Time waits for no man
No man is an island
Therefore, time waits for an island
Bill Gates is well
Wells are all wet
If you ain't from Wyoming
You ain't shit