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	|(TV)|    Drug of the Nation
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TV is chewing gum for the eyes
— Frank Lloyd Wright

don't let the internet end up like the "vast wasteland of TV"
— Mitch Kapor, 1992 Usenix conference.

I'm just staying home tonight,
getting lost in that hopeless little screen.
— Leonard Cohen, `Democracy' (on `The Future' album)

Television – a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
— Ernie Kovacs

It's another one of those free online services that make you wonder why you waste any time watching TV at all anymore.
Mr. Media

I find TV very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book.
— Groucho Marx

You know the great thing about TV, if something important happens anywhere at all in the world, no matter what time of day or night, you can always change the channel.

Television? No good will come of this device. The word is half Greek and half Latin.
— C. P. Scott

St. Clare, Patron Saint of Televsion.