Goats are clever, Goats are wise
They've got four legs, they've got two eyes
Goats eat anything from fillet steak to oats
They're not as fussy as ferrets or stoats
Goats are clever, goats are smart
They don't drink cyder and they never fart
Goats wear coats thick and hairy
They don't wear bras, they're not fairies
Goats are clever, goats think big
They're not pooftas', they don't wear wigs
They're more fierce and nasty than any Fegg
They build big nests & fill them with turds