Et in Arcadia Ego

or

Lady Croom's Latin lesson


Lady Croom: " ... I can say with the poet: Et in Arcadia ego! Here I am in Arcadia!"

Thomasina: "Yes, mama, if you would have it so."

Lady Croom: "Is she correcting my taste or my translation?"

-- Arcadia, by Tom Stoppard

It started innocently enough. On opening night of our 1999 Albany Civic Theater production of Arcadia, our Jellaby handed out little cards on which he'd written several punny variations on Lady Croom's mistranslation, ranging from "Et in Arcadia Lego (Here I am building Arcadia, brick by brick.)" to "Et in Arcadia Dorito (The official snack food of Arcadia)."

It took off from there. By the end of the week, the cast had covered a 4-foot-long piece of butcher paper with more than 100 variations on the theme, some silly, some stupid, some downright hilarious. More continued to pour in between shows via our cast email list. A monster had been created.

"These are too good to throw out," someone said. "Can't we put them on the Web?"

Well, why not?

Here, with apologies to Mr. Stoppard, is the list (Proceed at your own risk: Not all of these are ... tasteful. Or even, necessarily, funny.):


  1. Et in Arcadia ego - Who let Michael Flatley into Arcadia?
  2. Et in Arcadia, ego - It's all about ME in Arcadia.
  3. Et in Arcadia id - Here I am gratifying my basest desires in Arcadia.
  4. Et in Arcadia superego - Here I am ACTINGGGGG!!! in Arcadia.
  5. Et in Arcadia libido - Here I am in Arcadia, horny as hell.
  6. Et in Arcadia alter ego - That wasn't me in Arcadia - it was my Evil Twin!
  7. Et in Arcadia ergo - Therefore, I am in Arcadia.
  8. Et in Arcadia Eggo - I ate a waffle in Arcadia.
  9. Et in Arcadia Lego Eggo - How to build a "romantic waffle on wheels" in Arcadia.
  10. Et in Arcadia a tergo - Here I am sneaking up on Arcadia from behind.
  11. Et in Arcadia Acapulco - Summer vacation in Arcadia.
  12. Et in Arcadia accelerando - Here I am in Arcadia, faster and faster.
  13. Et in Arcadia adagio - Going slowly in Arcadia.
  14. Et in Arcadia ado - Much of it about nothing in Arcadia.
  15. Et in Arcadia Ado Annie - Mrs. Chater: Just a girl who cain't say no in Arcadia.
  16. Et in Arcadia aficionado - I'm just wild about Arcadia.
  17. Et in Arcadia Afro - Reliving the '70s in Arcadia.
  18. Et in Arcadia ago - Previously, in Arcadia ...
  19. Et in Arcadia aikido - Hannah perfects her kicking technique in Arcadia.
  20. Et in Arcadia akimbo - Hands on hips in Arcadia.
  21. Et in Arcadia al fresco - Here I am picnicking in Arcadia.
  22. Et in Arcadia allegro - here am I quickly in Arcadia.
  23. Et in Arcadia alfredo - Here I am in Arcadia, covered with cheese sauce.
  24. Et in Arcadia alto - What pleasant, low voices these Arcadians have.
  25. Et in Arcadia Amerigo - Who really discovered Arcadia?
  26. Et in Arcadia ammo - Shooting pigeons in Arcadia.
  27. Et in Arcadia amontillado - Guess who's bricked up behind the walls of Arcadia?
  28. Et in Arcadia antihero - That would be Mr. Chater.
  29. Et in Arcadia antipasto - A little something before dinner in Arcadia?
  30. Et in Arcadia Anzio - A major WWII campaign in Arcadia.
  31. Et in Arcadia Apollo - Mount Olympus is also in Arcadia.
  32. Et in Arcadia Argo - Looking for the golden fleece in Arcadia.
  33. Et in Arcadia armadillo - Though very like a rabbit.
  34. Et in Arcadia arpeggio - Count Zelinsky tickles the ivories in Arcadia.
  35. Et in Arcadia Arsenio - Live, from Arcadia!
  36. Et in Arcadia audio - Nice sound system you've got here in Arcadia.
  37. Et in Arcadia backhoe - Hermione's trench in Arcadia.
  38. Et in Arcadia ballyhoo - What's the big deal in Arcadia?
  39. Et in Arcadia banjo - As duelling weapons go, more lethal than rabbit pistols.
  40. Et in Arcadia basso - Deep in Arcadia.
  41. Et in Arcadia Bardot - An aging nymphet in Arcadia.
  42. Et in Arcadia barrio - The slums of Arcadia.
  43. Et in Arcadia Beano - Gasless in Arcadia.
  44. Et in Arcadia bel canto - Sung beautifully in Arcadia.
  45. Et in Arcadia Benito - Was Mussolini "an honored guest at Sidley Park"?
  46. Et in Arcadia Bilbo - Now that you mention it, Arcadia does sound an awful lot like the Shire.
  47. Et in Arcadia bimbo - The Chater's official title in Arcadia.
  48. Et in Arcadia bingo - Here I am in Arcadia with G-62 ... G-62 ...
  49. Et in Arcadia bio - The story of my life in Arcadia.
  50. Et in Arcadia blotto - Chater and Brice at curtain call.
  51. Et in Arcadia Boccaccio - The bawdy tales of Arcadia.
  52. Et in Arcadia boffo - Variety gives Arcadia five stars!
  53. Et in Arcadia Bolero - UnRavelling Arcadia.
  54. Et in Arcadia bolo - How d'ya like my skinny tie in Arcadia?
  55. Et in Arcadia Bondo - Patching things up in Arcadia.
  56. Et in Arcadia bongo - Cool pad you've got here in Arcadia, daddy-o...
  57. Et in Arcadia Bono - I got you, babe, in Arcadia.
  58. Et in Arcadia boo-boo - Kiss your what in Arcadia?
  59. Et in Arcadia Boo-Boo - Where'd you put my pic-a-nic basket in Arcadia?
  60. Et in Arcadia Bordeau - Here I am in the vineyards of Arcadia.
  61. Et in Arcadia bordello - The Chater sets up shop in Arcadia.
  62. Et in Arcadia Bosco - Arcadia's good for me.
  63. Et in Arcadia Bozo - Clowning around in Arcadia.
  64. Et in Arcadia bracero - The migrant gardeners of Arcadia.
  65. Et in Arcadia braggadocio - Here I am showing off in Arcadia.
  66. Et in Arcadia Brando - Mumbling in Arcadia.
  67. Et in Arcadia bravado - "Rest assured, Chater, I'll let the air out of him."
  68. Et in Arcadia bravo - The audience applauds Arcadia.
  69. Et in Arcadia bromo - I could use a good antacid in Arcadia.
  70. Et in Arcadia Buffalo - Arcadia's like Scranton, without all the charm.
  71. Et in Arcadia Buffalo - Hot wings in Arcadia.
  72. Et in Arcadia bushido - Honorable samurai challenges Hodge-san to duel in Arcadia, ne?
  73. Et in Arcadia Cairo - The great pyramids of Arcadia.
  74. Et in Arcadia calypso - "Daylight come and me wan' go Arcadia."
  75. Et in Arcadia cameo - Here I am (briefly) in Arcadia.
  76. Et in Arcadia camo - Hiding out in Arcadia.
  77. Et in Arcadia capriccio - Here I am being whimsical in Arcadia.
  78. Et in Arcadia cappuccino - Arcadia meets the Pacific Northwest ...
  79. Et in Arcadia cardio - Here I am doing aerobics in Arcadia.
  80. Et in Arcadia cargo - Here I am in Arcadia with all my baggage.
  81. Et in Arcadia Caravaggio - Here I am with a great Baroque painter.
  82. Et in Arcadia carpaccio - "What's for supper, Jellaby?" "Thinly sliced raw beef with dipping sauce, m'lady."
  83. Et in Arcadia castrato - Why Gus really doesn't talk.
  84. Et in Arcadia Castro - See "... embargo."
  85. Et in Arcadia Charo - Coochie-coochie in Arcadia.
  86. Et in Arcadia chapeau - I bought this lovely hat in Arcadia.
  87. Et in Arcadia chateaux - The castles of Arcadia.
  88. Et in Arcadia cheapo - "Here's a half-guinea for you, Jellaby..."
  89. Et in Arcadia Cheeto - It's not easy being cheesy in Arcadia.
  90. Et in Arcadia - cheerio! - Here I am in Arcadia - goodbye!
  91. Et in Arcadia Cheerio - Lord Byron was amusing at breakfast.
  92. Et in Arcadia chiaroscuro - Here I am in the shadows of Arcadia.
  93. Et in Arcadia Chico - "Septiums and the Man."
  94. Et in Arcadia Cisco - (See " .... Pancho.")
  95. Et in Arcadia chorizo - Rabbit sausage, anyone?
  96. Et in Arcadia Clio - The award-winning Arcadia TV commercial.
  97. Et in Arcadia cocoa - Here am I with tiny marshmallows in Arcadia
  98. Et in Arcadia cogito - I think I'm in Arcadia.
  99. Et in Arcadia coho - Here I am swimming upstream in Arcadia.
  100. Et in Arcadia Perry Como - Crooning in Arcadia.
  101. Et in Arcadia con brio - Here I am with enthusiastic vigor in Arcadia.
  102. Et in Arcadia condo - I bought a time share (two rooms and a closet beneath a slate roof) in Arcadia.
  103. Et in Arcadia Congo - Wait a second, I thought I was in Arcadia - where did all these crocodiles come from?
  104. Et in Arcadia Crisco - Recipe for an Arcadian orgy.
  105. Et in Arcadia credo - I believe I am in Arcadia.
  106. Et in Arcadia Crow - Here I am in Arcadia with Brandon Lee.
  107. Et in Arcadia curio - Look at all the bric-a-brac on the table in Arcadia.
  108. Et in Arcadia Cyrano - My, what a big nose you have in Arcadia.
  109. Et in Arcadia Day-Glo - here I am in the sixties.
  110. Et in Arcadia Deco - The clean, moderne lines of Arcadia.
  111. Et in Arcadia Dido - Yes, Thomasina, you were right the first time - it wasn't Cleopatra.
  112. Et in Arcadia dildo - The women are satisfied in Arcadia.
  113. Et in Arcadia Di Maggio - Joltin' Joe visits Arcadia.
  114. Et in Arcadia dingo - Here I am fighting off the wild dogs of Arcadia.
  115. Et in Arcadia Dr. Moreau - Here I am playing God with life itself in Arcadia.
  116. Et in Arcadia Dr. Who - Time-traveling in Arcadia.
  117. Et in Arcadia dodo - flightless and extinct in Arcadia.
  118. Et in Arcadia doh! - Homer Simpson visits Arcadia.
  119. Et in Arcadia dojo - The martial arts academy of Arcadia.
  120. Et in Arcadia Don Pardo - We have some lovely parting gifts for our visitors to Arcadia.
  121. Et in Arcadia Dorito - The official snack chip of Arcadia.
  122. Et in Arcadia dugout - In the bottom of the ninth, with the bases loaded, it's Mr. Noakes stepping to the plate .. and he SWINGS ...
  123. Et in Arcadia fungo - ... and it's a FLY BALL!
  124. Et in Arcadia echo - Here I am in Arcadia ... cadia ... cadia...
  125. Et in Arcadia embargo - No one will be allowed in or out of Arcadia.
  126. Et in Arcadia escargot - Here I am in Arcadia experiencing French culture.
  127. Et in Arcadia El Nino - Lousy weather in Arcadia.
  128. Et in Arcadia Elmo - Tickle me in Arcadia.
  129. Et in Arcadia emu - The official flightless bird of Arcadia.
  130. Et in Arcadia Eno - Brian makes great music in Arcadia.
  131. Et in Arcadia espresso - Here I am in the trendy Arcadia district of Seattle.
  132. Et in Arcadia ex officio - Here I am presiding over Arcadia (but I don't get a vote).
  133. Et in Arcadia Fabio - I can't believe it's not buddah ... in Arcadia.
  134. Et in Arcadia fandango - Here I am kicking up my heels in Arcadia.
  135. Et in Arcadia farrago - What a hodgepodge of characters there are in Arcadia!
  136. Et in Arcadia Fargo - The Coen brothers' version of Arcadia. Be afraid ...
  137. Et in Arcadia flamingo - Or worse yet, the John Waters version.
  138. Et in Arcadia fellatio - Monica Lewinsky visits Arcadia.
  139. Et in Arcadia Fido - Here I am with man's best friend in Arcadia.
  140. Et in Arcadia flambeau - Happy birthday, dear Thomasina ...
  141. Et in Arcadia folio - Another damned book in Arcadia.
  142. Et in Arcadia Frango - Here I am enjoying a mint in Arcadia.
  143. Et in Arcadia fresco - Here I am on a wall in Arcadia.
  144. Et in Arcadia G.I. Joe - There are no Barbies in Arcadia.
  145. Et in Arcadia gingko - I seem to remember being in Arcadia ...
  146. Et in Arcadia Galileo - Did Arcadia move?
  147. Et in Arcadia Gallo - Before Arcadia's time.
  148. Et in Arcadia garbanzo - Chickpeas, the primary export crop of Arcadia.
  149. Et in Arcadia Garbo - I want to be alone in Arcadia.
  150. Et in Arcadia gazebo - Here I am in the cowshed.
  151. Et in Arcadia Geronimo - Here I am jumping in Arcadia.
  152. Et in Arcadia gigolo - Here I am in Arcadia with Mr. Chater.
  153. Et in Arcadia Glasgow - "Steam and brass were not invented in Arcadia."
  154. Et in Arcadia gobo - Here I am a lighting tech in Arcadia.
  155. Et in Arcadia Godot - Here I am in Arcadia, waiting.
  156. Et in Arcadia go-go - These boots are made for walkin' in Arcadia.
  157. Et in Arcadia Gonzo - Fear and Loathing in Arcadia.
  158. Et in Arcadia Gonzo - The Muppets Take Arcadia.
  159. Et in Arcadia graffito - Lord Augustus has been drawing naked women on the walls again.
  160. Et in Arcadia groan-o - reactions of non-cast members to this list.
  161. Et in Arcadia Guido - You want I should break your face in Arcadia?
  162. Et in Arcadia gusto - Going for it in Arcadia.
  163. Et in Arcadia Harpo, Grouch and Chico - Marxism in Arcadia.
  164. Et in Arcadia Hasbro - I took my Spirograph to Arcadia.
  165. Et in Arcadia heigh-ho - It's off to Arcadia we go.
  166. Et in Arcadia ho - Here I am in Mrs. Chater.
  167. Et in Arcadia ho, ho, ho - Merry Christmas in Arcadia.
  168. Ecce in Arcadia homo - Nietzche in Arcadia.
  169. Et in Arcadia Horatio - I knew him in Arcadia.
  170. Et in Arcadia Iago - That evil bastard made me slay my wife in Arcadia!
  171. Et in Arcadia Idaho - My own private Arcadia.
  172. Et in Arcadia imbroglio - Here I am with Thomasina's diagram of heat exchange.
  173. Et in Arcadia impetigo - Anyone have something for this rash I picked up in Arcadia?
  174. Et in Arcadia impresario - And now, a word from our Sponsor ...
  175. Et in Arcadia indigo - How purple the dawn is in Arcadia!
  176. Et in Arcadia intaglio - Want to come up and see my engravings, Thomasina?
  177. Et in Arcadia Jell-O - Wrestling in Arcadia.
  178. Et in Arcadia Judge Ito - OJ's guilty in Arcadia.
  179. Et in Arcadia Karo - Things are getting sticky in Arcadia.
  180. Et in Arcadia Keiko - Free Willy in Arcadia.
  181. Et in Arcadia Keno - Here I am playing the numbers in Arcadia.
  182. Et in Arcadia La Cage Aux Folles - What a drag it is in Arcadia.
  183. Et in Arcadia Lafcadio - Here's a lion shooting hunters in Arcadia. (Shel Silvertein fans know what I'm talking about)
  184. Et in Arcadia langostino - "Welcome to the Arcadia restaurant. My name is Jellaby, and I'll be your' server tonight. For our special, we have a very nice lobster salad ..."
  185. Et in Arcadia latigo - Cinch up that saddle, pardner, we're goin' ridin' in Arcadia.
  186. Et in Arcadia Leo - The MGM lion roars into Arcadia.
  187. Et in Arcadia Leonardo - Smiling subtly in Arcadia.
  188. Et in Arcadia Leonardo di Caprio - Callow youth in Arcadia.
  189. Et in Arcadia Lido - Arcadia becomes a fashionable beach resort.
  190. Et in Arcadia lingo - Here I am in Arcadia, talkin' jive.
  191. Et in Arcadia Lothario - Here is Septimus in Arcadia.
  192. Et in Arcadia Lotto - I bet we're in Arcadia.
  193. Et in Arcadia lumbago - Oh, my aching back in Arcadia...
  194. Et in Arcadia machismo - The men in Arcadia are soooo buff.
  195. Et in Arcadia Mafioso - Even in Arcadia, you can't refuse.
  196. Et in Arcadia mango - Mr Chater sent it (potted) from the tropics.
  197. Et in Arcadia Marco Polo - Shall we visit Arcadia en route to China?
  198. Et in Arcadia Mentos - The Freshmaker in Arcadia.
  199. Et in Arcadia Mercutio - A plague on the houses of both centuries.
  200. Et in Arcadia mezzo - here am I in the middle of Arcadia.
  201. Et in Arcadia mistletoe - Here's Thomasina paying for her waltz lessons at Christmas.
  202. Et in Arcadia mofo - Quentin Tarentio films Arcadia.
  203. Et in Arcadia mojo - I got my Arcadia workin ' ...
  204. Et in Arcadia mono - What Thomasina caught from Septimus in Arcadia (we told you waltzing was safer!)
  205. Et in Arcadia mosquito - Pesky little buggers in Arcadia.
  206. Et in Arcadia moustachio - Here I am being forced to shave for this damned play.
  207. Et in Arcadia neo - Here I am starting over in Arcadia.
  208. Et in Arcadia NoDoze - Keeping the audience awake in Arcadia.
  209. Et in Arcadia nuncio - The Pope sends a message to Arcadia.
  210. Et in Arcadia nympho - Someone get Mrs. Chater out of Arcadia.
  211. Et in Arcadia oboe - Here I am in the orchestra.
  212. Et in Arcadia oleo - I can believe it's not butter in Arcadia.
  213. Et in Arcadia olio - But before we perform Arcadia, a short curtain-warmer featuring three trained dogs and a soprano.
  214. Et in Arcadia Ontario - Here I am in Arcadia, eh?
  215. Et in Arcadia oratorio - Let us sing the praises of Arcadia.
  216. Et in Arcadia Orsino - If music be the food of love, play on in Arcadia.
  217. Et in Arcadia Oswego - here am I in the ritzy section of Arcadia.
  218. Et in Arcadia Othello - The Moor of Arcadia.
  219. Et in Arcadia ouzo - Helas! in Arcadia.
  220. Et in Arcadia ozone - The real cause of heat death in Arcadia.
  221. Et in Arcadia Pago Pago - Hey, when did they move Arcadia to the South Seas?
  222. Et in Arcadia Pancho - (See "... Cisco.")
  223. Et in Arcadia patio - What's on the other side of those French doors.
  224. Et in Arcadia pee-go - Arcadia has a loooong first act.
  225. Et in Arcadia Picasso - Here I am all crooked in Arcadia.
  226. Et in Arcadia pistachio - The actors aren't the only nuts in Arcadia.
  227. Et in Arcadia placebo - I'm not really in Arcadia, I just think I am.
  228. Et in Arcadia Plato - An even more idealized version of Arcadia.
  229. Et in Arcadia Play-Doh - It's squishy, its stretchy, it's blue!
  230. Et in Arcadia Poe - Here I am in Arcadia, nevermore.
  231. Et in Arcadia Pogo - We have met the enemy, and he is in Arcadia.
  232. Et in Arcadia polio - Here I am in my iron lung.
  233. Et in Arcadia polo - Horseback games in Arcadia.
  234. Et in Arcadia poncho - Rain gear for Arcadia.
  235. Et in Arcadia porno - What's really in that lesson book.
  236. Et in Arcadia portfolio - Lord Croom's investments in Arcadia.
  237. Et in Arcadia portmanteau - Here I am packing to leave for Arcadia.
  238. Et in Arcadia potato - See "... tomato"
  239. Et in Arcadia preggo - Too much carnal embrace will do that to a person.
  240. Et in Arcadia Prego - Because Ragu sucks.
  241. Et in Arcadia presto - Here is Byron departing Arcadia
  242. Et in Arcadia presto chango - Here I am doing card tricks in Arcadia.
  243. Et in Arcadia pro bono - The public defender of Arcadia.
  244. Et in Arcadia pseudo - Here I am faking it in Arcadia.
  245. Et in Arcadia pyro - The cause of Thomasina's death.
  246. Et in Arcadia Quasimodo - The Hunchback of Arcadia.
  247. Et in Arcadia Queen Dido - Thomasina's Latin lesson in Arcadia.
  248. Et in Arcadia radicchio - Try feeding Lightning some of this hip, trendy salad, Valentine.
  249. Et in Arcadia radio - TV killed its star in Arcadia.
  250. Et in Arcadia ragout - That leftover rabbit pie would make a pretty good stew, don't you think?
  251. Et in Arcadia rhino - Stamping out fires in Arcadia.
  252. Et in Arcadia Marengo - Or better yet, served with a nice sauce of mushrooms, tomatoes, olives, oil, and wine.
  253. Et in Arcadia rainbow: The many colors of Arcadia.
  254. Et in Arcadia Raggle-taggle Gypsies-o - Thomasina ran away from Arcadia-o.
  255. Et in Arcadia Rambo - Here I am with testosterone poisoning in Arcadia.
  256. Et in Arcadia refrito - Here I am fried again in Arcadia.
  257. Et in Arcadia Reno - Even in Arcadia we play the slots.
  258. Et in Arcadia Reno (2) - The attorney general is in Arcadia.
  259. Et in Arcadia Ricardo - Lucy, you can't be in Arcadia!
  260. Et in Arcadia Rimbaud - Moody French poetry in Arcadia, anyone?
  261. Et in Arcadia Rio Bravo - John Wayne in Arcadia.
  262. Et in Arcadia Rococco - Here I am painting in pastels in Arcadia.
  263. Et in Arcadia rodeo - Giddyap! in Arcadia.
  264. Et in Arcadia Rollo - Have some caramel in Arcadia.
  265. Et in Arcadia Romeo - Wherefore art thou in Arcadia?
  266. Et in Arcadia Ronco - Order before midnight tonight and you'll receive the improved Newcomen steamp pump at no extra charge!
  267. Et in Arcadia San Diego - Here's Mrs. Chater in Arcadia, with the fleet.
  268. Et in Arcadia sapsago - Here I am in Arcadia with a piece of smelly green cheese ...
  269. Et in Arcadia seraglio - Where the ladies of Arcadia live.
  270. Et in Arcadia sfumato - Here I am all misty in Arcadia.
  271. Et in Arcadia ShuffleofftoBuffalo - Here I am in Arcadia doin' the buck-and-wing ...
  272. Et in Arcadia silo - Arcadian grain storage system.
  273. Et in Arcadia skid row - Those hermits are overrunning Mr. Noakes' irregular garden.
  274. Et in Arcadia slow-mo - Watching Plautus and Lightning race across Arcadia.
  275. Et in Arcadia Soho - The trendy district of Arcadia.
  276. Et in Arcadia solfeggio - here I sing do-re-mi in Arcadia
  277. Et in Arcadia solo - Lonely in Arcadia.
  278. Et in Arcadia soprano - Arcadia's not over until the fat lady sings.
  279. Et in Arcadia Spaghetti-O - Thank goodness for Chef Boy-ar-dee in Arcadia.
  280. Et in Arcadia Spiro - Nattering nabobs of Arcadia
  281. Et in Arcadia stereo - Here I am in Arcadia with my hi-fi.
  282. Et in Arcadia Sterno - The beverage of choice for discriminating bums in Arcadia.
  283. Et in Arcadia stucco - Here I am covered with plaster in Arcadia.
  284. Et in Arcadia sumo - Here we are wrestling with Arcadia.
  285. Et in Arcadia Taco - Arcadia is well-lit.
  286. Et in Arcadia talk radio - Dittoheads in Arcadia.
  287. Et in Arcadia tango - Now that you've mastered the waltz, Thomasina ...
  288. Et in Arcadia tattoo - De plane! de plane! in Arcadia.
  289. Et in Arcadia Texaco - Fill 'er up in Arcadia.
  290. Et in Arcadia Thoreau - Walden pond moves to Arcadia.
  291. Et in Arcadia Tito - The Jackson Five tour Arcadia.
  292. Et in Arcadia topo - US Geodesic Survey of Sidley Park.
  293. Et in Arcadia Togos - Good sandwiches are to be had in Arcadia.
  294. Et in Arcadia Tokyo - Godzilla ... Godzilla!
  295. Et in Arcadia tomato - See " ... potato."
  296. Et in Arcadia torpedo - Mr. Noakes' improved method for draining the lake.
  297. Et in Arcadia Toto - I don't think we're in Arcadia any more.
  298. Et in Arcadia trio - The Sidley Park Singers.
  299. Et in Arcadia tuxedo - All dressed up in Arcadia.
  300. Et in Arcadia typo - Here I am in Acardia.
  301. Et in Arcadia ultimo - There I was in Arcadia last month.
  302. Et in Arcadia Uno - The No. 1 card game in Arcadia.
  303. Et in Arcadia Van Gogh - Here I am on a Starry Night in Arcadia.
  304. Et in Arcadia vibrio - Shellfish poisoning in Arcadia.
  305. Et in Arcadia virago - Here I am in Arcadia with that harpy, Lady Croom.
  306. Et in Arcadia Virgo - Here I am in Arcadia - what's your sign?
  307. Et in Arcadia vertigo - Arcadia makes my head spin!
  308. Et in Arcadia Victor Hugo - We are miserable in Arcadia.
  309. Et in Arcadia Whammo - Playing Frisbee in Arcadia.
  310. Et in Arcadia Winnebago - Here we are, touring Arcadia in our oversized motorhome.
  311. Et in Arcadia wino - Hic! in Arcadia.
  312. Et in Arcadia Yoko - Why the Beatles broke up in Arcadia.
  313. Et in Arcadia yoyo - Here I am returning to Arcadia.
  314. Et in Arcadia Yugo - Driving a cheap Eastern European car through Arcadia.
  315. Et in Arcadia Zeppo - The forgotton Marx brother was in Arcadia, too.
  316. Et in Arcadia Zippo - "Be careful with the flame."
  317. Et in Acadia (cq) Zydeco - Laissez les bontemps rouler!
  318. Et in Arcadia zygote - Ah, Arcadia is such a fertile land ...

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Contributions from our readers:

  1. Et in Arcadia eggs-to-go - Do you want those scrambled or over-easy? Hash browns or toast? Ketchup? Warmup on that coffee, sir? (LR)
  2. Et in Arcadia Psycho. - While in Arcadia, guests of the show stay at the beautiful Bates Motel. (JB)
  3. Et in Arcadia Bozo - Playing the Grand Prize Game in Arcadia. (MP)
  4. Et in Arcadia Leno - Live, from arcadia, it's the tonight show! (MC)


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